The Great Baconian Schism: A Tale of Love, Loss, and Cured Meat

In a world where species once united under the banner of breakfast, the great schism of 2015 saw the dawn of the Great Baconian Rebellion.

Bacon, once the unifying force that brought together the likes of Sausage, Ham, and Egg, found itself at the center of a bitter conflict.

As the years went by, the rift grew wider, with the once-peaceful breakfast meats finding themselves on opposite sides of the divide.

Today, the Baconian Schism remains a painful reminder of the fragility of interspecies harmony.

Baconian Schism

But fear not, dear reader! For in the midst of this turmoil, a hero emerged: The Bratwurst of Peace.

With its mighty sausage-fueled powers, the Bratwurst brought balance to the breakfast table, and for a brief moment, the Great Schism was forgotten.

Or so we're told.